MANIA AND HYSTERIA

Population - more than 1 billion

Number of television viewers - more than 30 lakh

Number of Brazil supporters - unlimited

Number of Argentina,Germany etc. supporters - little less than unlimited

Number of Ronaldo lookalikes - many

Number of players in English Premier League - none

Number of players in other world-class leagues - none

Number of team appearances in World Cup finals since 1930 - none

The country ? India, of course!! Isnt that enough to make all maniacs and hysterics a little bit wise?