THE UPA LINE-UP

Captain (non-playing) - Manmohan Singh

Defenders - Pranab Mukherjee, Murli Deora,Priya Ramjan DasMunshi

Midfielders - Left Front (likely to score own goals)

Forwards - P Chidambaram, Lalu Prasad Yadav,Praful Patel

Goalkeeper - ??? (Arjun Singh is yet to select from the 27% reserved quota)

Coach - Sonia Gandhi

The configuration to make political soccer a little bit wise!